FML

I swore this blog would be about anything. So here's some anything.

Those of you that know me know that I've had a difficult time finding part-time employment. "Difficult" being the understatement of the century.

Well, I just figured out why.

My fucking social security number was hacked.

You want to know how I figured this out? One of the sites that I use to find jobs just randomly kicked me out, saying that I was lying to them and that I wasn't who I said I was.

I was like, "WTF?" so I went and ran a background check. Apparently, according to Uncle Sam, I am my mother.

Wut.

So I called the company that did the background check and am having them fix it up for me, but still. The piece of America that would make sure I didn't end up on the streets as an old retired spinster is now making sure I can't get a goddamn job. NOW I know why McDonald's never called me back.

Oh, and guess what? I try to sort all of this out with different job sites, and everyone fucking treats me like a fucking criminal. Why is it that victims of identity theft are always treated like the bad guys?

Fuck my life.